As I get older, the places where I hurt change.

When I was young, even when I caught a cold, it was just a cough.

I really don't have the slightest bit of a sore throat, hoarseness, or a runny nose.

Ah, I thought this place was sturdy, you know?

But now, whenever I feel like I'm catching a cold, I start with sneezing and all sorts of symptoms come together.